令人笑喷的56个代码注释，最后几个老衲实在憋不住了。。。

/*
 * Dear Maintainer
 *
 * Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
 * and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
 * please increment the following counter as a warning
 * to the next guy.
 *
 * total_hours_wasted_here = 73
 *

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

// I'm sorry.

return 1; # returns 1

Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

/* Please work */

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don't know who wrote it

// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!

/** Logger */
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();

// I have to find a better job

// Real programmers don’t comment their code. 
// If it was hard to write, 
// it should be hard to understand.

// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

// Comment this later

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}

// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar 
result = number / 0.00000000000001.

int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, 
// but if you remove it the program breaks.

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a 
// trip across my keyboard...

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

long john; // silver

#define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,
// I'll shut you, for God's sake!
// That piece of code is not "something strange"!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

long time; /* know C */

// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

// TODO make this work

// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success

// set break point here - you'll never reach it

/*
**    The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
**    In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
**    May you do good and not evil.
**    May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
**    May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/

// I'm not sure what I did

// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.