问LOLCODE 1.4解释

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HAI 1.4
CAN HAS STDIO?

OBTW
THIS IS A LOCK
BY SHADY J DAWG
TLDR

O HAI IM TABLE
I HAS A DAWG ITZ A YARN
I HAS A CAT2 ITZ A NUMBR
I HAS A DOG ITZ A NUMBR
I HAS A KAT ITZ A NUMBAR
I HAS A FELINE ITZ A YARN
I HAS A KIT ITZ A NUMBAR

DAWG R "CAT"
DOG R 17
CAT2 R 672
FELINE R "A"
KIT R 92
KAT R 7

HOW IZ I CAT YR NUM
    I HAS A CAT3864 ITZ MAEK QUOSHUNT OF ME'Z CAT2 AN NUM A NUMBR
    I HAS A A59CAT0 ITZ SRS SMOOSH ME'Z DAWG AN MAEK PRODUKT OF ME'Z KIT AN NUM A NUMBR MKAY
    FOUND YR SRS SMOOSH ME'Z FELINE AN MAEK SUM OF NUM AN ME'Z DOG A YARN AN ME'Z DAWG AN MAEK MOD OF NUM AN ME'Z KAT A YARN MKAY
IF U SAY SO
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I HAS A TABLES ITZ LIEK A TABLE

O HAI IM MATH
HOW IZ I POWERIN YR ABC AN YR DEF
    BOTH SAEM DEF AN MAEK DEF A NUMBR, O RLY?
        YA RLY
        NO WAI
            FOUND YR FAIL
    OIC
    I HAS A INDEX ITZ 0
    I HAS A NUM ITZ ABC
    IM IN YR HOUSE UPPIN YR INDEX TIL BOTH SAEM INDEX AN DEF
        NUM R PRODUKT OF NUM AN SUM OF INDEX AN 1
    IM OUTTA YR HOUSE
    FOUND YR NUM
IF U SAY SO
KTHX
I HAS A MATHS ITZ LIEK A MATH

O HAI IM PILE
I HAS A LENGTH ITZ 0
I HAS A MAX ITZ -1

HOW IZ I PUSHIN YR ITEM

    DIFFRINT ME'Z MAX AN BIGGR OF ME'Z MAX AN ME'Z LENGTH, O RLY?
        YA RLY, ME HAS A SRS ME'Z LENGTH ITZ ITEM, ME'Z MAX R SUM OF   ME'Z MAX AN 1
        NO WAI, ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH R ITEM
    OIC
    ME'Z LENGTH R SUM OF ME'Z LENGTH AN 1
IF U SAY SO

HOW IZ I POPPIN
    DIFFRINT ME'Z LENGTH AN 0, O RLY?
    YA RLY
        ME'Z LENGTH R DIFF OF ME'Z LENGTH AN 1
        I HAS A ITEM ITZ ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH
        ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH R NOOB
        FOUND YR ITEM
    OIC
IF U SAY SO

HOW IZ I GETTIN YR INDEX
    BOTH SAEM INDEX AN SMALLR OF INDEX AN ME'Z LENGTH, O RLY?
        YA RLY
            I HAS A ITEM ITZ ME'Z SRS INDEX
            FOUND YR ITEM
    OIC
IF U SAY SO

HOW IZ I SIZIN
    FOUND YR ME'Z LENGTH
IF U SAY SO
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HOW IZ I CHECKIN YR P
I HAS A C ITZ WIN
BOTH SAEM P'Z LENGTH AN 3, O RLY?
    YA RLY
        BOTH SAEM SUM OF PRODUKT OF DIFF OF MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0  MKAY A NUMBR AN 3 AN 15 AN 43 AN QUOSHUNT OF QUOSHUNT OF 16807 AN 7 AN 7,   O RLY?
            YA RLY
            NO WAI, C R FAIL
        OIC
        BOTH SAEM MATHS IZ POWERIN YR MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBR AN YR QUOSHUNT OF MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 1 MKAY A NUMBAR AN MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBAR MKAY AN 16560, O RLY?
            YA RLY
            NO WAI, C R FAIL
        OIC
        BOTH SAEM TABLES IZ CAT YR P IZ GETTIN YR 2 MKAY MKAY AN 16, O RLY?
            YA RLY
            NO WAI, C R FAIL
        OIC
OIC
FOUND YR C
IF U SAY SO

I HAS A PIN ITZ LIEK A PILE

I HAS A NUMA ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 1ST NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMA
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMA MKAY

I HAS A NUMB ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 2ND NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMB
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMB MKAY

I HAS A NUMC ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 3RD NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMC
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMC MKAY

I HAS A LOCK ITZ A TROOF
LOCK R I IZ CHECKIN YR PIN MKAY
BOTH SAEM LOCK AN WIN, O RLY?
YA RLY
    VISIBLE "WIN!!!"
    VISIBLE SMOOSH "THE FLAG IS: " AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A    NUMBR AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 1 MKAY A NUMBR AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 2  MKAY A NUMBR MKAY
OIC

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