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<script type='text/javascript' src='<?php echo get_template_directory_uri(); ?>/crazy.js'></script>

<script type="text/javascript">
/* 定义hi.css */
var hicss="此处请填写hi.css的地址，比如http://zhangge.net/hi.css";
 
/* 定义歌曲数组 */
var CrazyMusic=[
    "歌曲地址一",
    "歌曲地址二",
    "歌曲地址三",
    "歌曲地址四"
    /* 更多歌曲，请按照如上格式添加，英文逗号隔开，添加完后记得删除中文占位，比如只添加了一个歌曲地址，那么其他【歌曲地址二、三、四、。。。】和多余逗号都删除掉！！！*/
];
 
/* 监听到ESC或鼠标双击动作，将停止所有效果 */
function KeyMonitor() { 
    if (event.keyCode == 27) {stopCrazy()}; 
 } 
$(document).bind("dblclick",stopCrazy);
$(document).bind("onkeydown ",KeyMonitor);
</script>

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